Just rolling around here...

Hello! My name is Rudy. I don't really know what I'm doing here. Never really had a tumblr or anything. (My old friends urged me to get one) So here I am. Just rolling around. Yeah. Hi. Want to roll with me?

thatrand0mgirl:

To date me you must battle my seven extreme insecurities.

(via sexually-frustrated-glasses)

zombiekittyx:

starkid-potterhead:

sarcasticallyawkwardvampirate:

queen-of-dork:

wayward-fallen-angel:

lokid-fallen-angel:

whalelovingattitude:

castiel-angel-of-the-tardis:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED

You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN

You ARROGANT DESK LAMP 

YOU ABSOLUTE PENUT

YOU SUPERFLUOUS CABBAGE.

YOU PREPOSTEROUS ROCKING CHAIR.

YOU ABHORRENT LEGUME

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

(via theredberet)

(Source: iraffiruse, via littlebreadstick)

apupy:

Dont forget to vote on my flavors

(via theredberet)

vvebkinz:

i always say i wanna get abducted by aliens but the second i hear some freaky shit outside my window i get the fuck outta my room im so fake

(via stand)

kirbyrightbackatya:

do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

image

(Source: kirbyfucker64, via littlebreadstick)

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

(via littlebreadstick)

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

(via sexually-frustrated-glasses)