Just rolling around here...

Hello! My name is Rudy. I don't really know what I'm doing here. Never really had a tumblr or anything. (My old friends urged me to get one) So here I am. Just rolling around. Yeah. Hi. Want to roll with me?

nightmargin:

party time

nightmargin:

party time

foxkunkun:

Do not give in, Madotsuki

foxkunkun:

Do not give in, Madotsuki

(via homumeido)

stayalivestaystreet:

leave me alone (don’t leave me alone) +

stayalivestaystreet:

leave me alone (don’t leave me alone) +

(via dunpuns)

newvagabond:

alangardina:

manafromheaven:

holy shit I am crYING LAUGHING

A few years ago, I took my computer to a friend’s house and reinstalled Oblivion. Since he already had a ton of mods for his game, I decided to copy his mod folder without really thinking that through. I dumped the mods onto my computer, and launched my game from that initial save by the sewer exit.
I browsed through my inventory and found a spell named “use this on NPC’s” so I swam across the river to test it out on that bandit camp by the ruins. The first bandit I saw was an elf woman with disproportionately large hentai boobs, so I cast the spell. Immediately, her clothes disappeared, and a naked cat-person with tits & an erect penis materialized beneath her. She started grinding on it reverse-cowgirl, but since she was a hostile NPC, the furry & the bandit glided around the riverbank while fucking.
That’s the last time I played Oblivion.

Omfg, ALAN 

newvagabond:

alangardina:

manafromheaven:

holy shit I am crYING LAUGHING

A few years ago, I took my computer to a friend’s house and reinstalled Oblivion. Since he already had a ton of mods for his game, I decided to copy his mod folder without really thinking that through. I dumped the mods onto my computer, and launched my game from that initial save by the sewer exit.

I browsed through my inventory and found a spell named “use this on NPC’s” so I swam across the river to test it out on that bandit camp by the ruins. The first bandit I saw was an elf woman with disproportionately large hentai boobs, so I cast the spell. Immediately, her clothes disappeared, and a naked cat-person with tits & an erect penis materialized beneath her. She started grinding on it reverse-cowgirl, but since she was a hostile NPC, the furry & the bandit glided around the riverbank while fucking.

That’s the last time I played Oblivion.

Omfg, ALAN 

cynnchestra:

aw man i dropped my iphone

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(via deadclear)

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(Source: stridermayorfeels, via 2srooky)

Suddenly her mom’s silence matched Jackie’s own. “Oh, my God,” she murmured in disbelief. “Are you gay?”

"Yeah," Jackie forced herself to say.

After what felt like an eternity, her mom finally responded. “I don’t know what we could have done for God to have given us a fag as a child,” she said before hanging up.

[…]

She got a call from her older brother. “He said, ‘Mom and Dad don’t want to talk to you, but I’m supposed to tell you what’s going to happen,’” Jackie recalls. “And he’s like, ‘All your cards are going to be shut off, and Mom and Dad want you to take the car and drop it off at this specific location. Your phone’s going to last for this much longer. They don’t want you coming to the house, and you’re not to contact them. You’re not going to get any money from them. Nothing. And if you don’t return the car, they’re going to report it stolen.’ And I’m just bawling. I hung up on him because I couldn’t handle it.” Her brother was so firm, so matter-of-fact, it was as if they already weren’t family.

—   You should read this Rolling Stones piece on Queer kids getting kicked out by their religious parents. And remember it.  (via fuckyeahdiomedes)

(Source: feministbatwoman, via kyungsoosbum)

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i'd bang you against a wall

chickenstab:

chickenstab:

fun idea for upcoming halloween:

an animation consisting of a cat guy, a ghost chick, and a walking jack-o-lantern that looks like they’d be doing groovy spooky stuff

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but instead they’re really just nerds who don’t even know how to be scary

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a lot of people were saying there should be a skeleton involved

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(via charlesoberonn)